Gerson2Kand2:
"Umm, Bob, don't you think you've taken this pyrophobia a little far?"
karsynogyn:
ha, you think that MTV tattoo is stupid? check out mine!
ABServo:
o\~ How I wish.... how I wish you were here... o\~
Chica_Bonita:
Closeup of a Christmas Ornament, a documentary by a bored film school student.
Chica_Bonita:
They finally take Britney Spears to the asylum.
Humoriste:
Ah, the horrors of the Home Perm . . .
Shockeye:
"Is there a deadly stalker in the bushes getting ready to kill me?" "No, it's just me the cat!'
ABServo:
o\~ Put your hand in the hand of a.. o\~ OWWW!!! Dammit, when are you gonna cut those nails??
Chica_Bonita:
Your cute and everything...I just don't date guys whose hands are possesed.
HenryBemis:
"Why no, I didn't call for a certified public accountant..." *wocka, chikah, wocka*
ABServo:
Donny and Marie's first single was a modest hit...
Agent_Moldy:
o/This old man, he played six, he played knick-knack on my di -- o/ *TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: PLEASE STAND BY*
HenryBemis:
We've got a glut of white children in inventory! Must liquidate pronto!
ABServo:
Just trying to get ahead! *being dragged off with a cane*
SovietFlask:
(1) He lost his head - big time! (2) Great head babe! (3) you know if my head weren't attached,I'd lose that too...