Nodrog_CRC:
It's a SG-1/Sliders/Babylon 5 crossover.
Xengal:
"He-y... I just realized I'm carrying dental floss, chewing gum, and a battery.... cool! Give me a second and I'll make a bomb and get us outta here!"
Nos4a2:
"Attention!" *tweak*tweak*tweak* grumble "You say somethin' private?" / "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
DaRkn3sS:
Sir. You're touching me again... I thought we discussed this.
Nos4a2:
Tidy bowl men... of the FUTURE!
DaRkn3sS:
Even the smallest zit can look ALIEN under a microscope.
emma_peel:
When the gods play boom-a-rang in space.
DaRkn3sS:
Well Suzy, I don't know how you got stuck in the vaccum bag but you're not pinning it on me.
DaRkn3sS:
Science and Mattel Toy Company went too far when they released their new generation of FURBYS.
Mr_Grant:
"...and it turns out there are thousands of Photoshop fakes of me naked all over the internet. I've bookmarked some of my favorites..."
teambanzai:
As that other Canadian actor you won't remember after this show ends, no not the one that was in Forever Knight, the other one.
holenozone:
"I've discovered the control top beige pantyhose are the best for your head."
holenozone:
"Well if I'm reading this right, I'm pregnant."
holenozone:
"Sir, I think you swallowed your lazer pointer again..."
bluedreams:
oOo Mustn't let them see me cry... *sob* ...Damn, why am I crying? I'm a grown man!
bluedreams:
Dryhump: The Movie
windsong27:
Left-over plate of meatballs in the kitchen? I never saw it. "No me neither."
Datazoid1701:
The Mama Matzo Meatball Factory is struck by lightning. We regret to inform the Meatball eating Public we will be closed for at least a month.