skorry:
I think the guy behind him just goosed the general.
Datazoid1701:
Is it the maid's day off or what?! Sergeant, get over here and clean this window!
Eggplant:
"Hey, don't flick your boogers behind my couch!"
crassisthename:
Hand me the petroleum jelly, would ya?
Eggplant:
"Shay... *Hic* Hands me dat bawtle, will yuhs.. *Urp*!"
crassisthename:
The guys thought it would be funny to shave my head and glue this tin foil to my scalp...
The_Seer:
"Well sir, what do you think?" "Sliders and Stargate SG-1... similar concepts... airing back-to-back... brilliant!"
STAR_GATE:
Are my qualudes starting to kick in, or are you running DOS??
bluedreams:
o O o Okaay... don't panic... there's a blue-green stream of plasma shooting from my penis... I gotta stop sleeping with whores...
keyz88:
How did those damn Tribbles get into this episode?
KIPPAGE:
All the sperms watch as the hero goes into the prostrate to find out why this man needs the Purple Pill...
posthumous:
Powdered donut factory exploded.
KIPPAGE:
Tim Conway as Norman Bates in "Psycho Bananas..."
KIPPAGE:
oO"Forty hours of Purple Haze... I can... it's... Oh man... I'm...."Oo
Datazoid1701:
I have to be honest, I know nothing about Dustin Hoffman, except that he cut the Nazis' phone lines on Domino's Special Tuesday Night.
Datazoid1701:
PACKERS!... Lost again and I have to go home looking like this. For What?! ... Well, to scare the hell out of my kids for one thing.
Datazoid1701:
A poignant moment with Patrick Swayze as he dusts the SciFi logo at Bonnie Hammer's request.
Eggplant:
"Sum wuns dawg must have been here. Lookit all them nooguts!"