napalm3001:
What do you mean by "the test came back positive" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
napalm3001:
Yyyyaawn... This saving the planet deal is sooooo boring...
UpSky2:
Specimen. Genus: Nerdus. Species: Doctorusimpoveratus. Favorite odd but distinctive habit: stammering, long-windedness, bad hair.
UpSky2:
Creeps. Trying to see if a bright light in her eyes all night will lead to 'sleep deprivation' at all.
UpSky2:
Ditsy-selfconscious mood. True or false?
keyz88:
Even McGuyver was impressed with the condom we created from the banana peel & duct-tape...
crassisthename:
All we want from Earth are your paper towels and napkins.
keyz88:
The Jacksons, and their 2020 AD reunion tour...
keyz88:
Bartender, we need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic... and a Seagrams wine cooler for this guy just in from San Francisco
Xengal:
"..freakin giant skeeters... KBLAAM! ..man I hate living near a toxic waste dump..."
LV426:
"Hey, Callista Flockhart , you're in my shot!"
posthumous:
Says here in the script I'm supposed to do something Macgyverish... Who the hell is this MacGyver asshole anyhow?
HiFi_dude:
Gramma! Gramma! Quit screwing around, and get in there for your mammogram! Geez, louise, Gramma...
LV426:
Sir, our radar is picking up a large... oh... nevermind, It was just a speck of dirt.
Prince_Darien:
Want the rest of my sandwich, sir?
Prince_Darien:
Oh. Is that so? Well I got news for you. $50 says my daughter's gonna woop your daughter's ass. Got that?!
Prince_Darien:
Ready for another round of advanced Tic-tac-toe, sir.
Nodrog_CRC:
"Welcome to another episode of 'Covert Ops Eye for the Straight Guy."