windsong27:
Dang those kids upstairs. If I told them once I told them 100 times to turn down that dang music.
windsong27:
The new politically correct Three Stooges!
ericb321:
Hoooo, that's why you call yourselves the Endowed Ones...
jammer427:
Paintball: More than Just a Game - A Way of Life
windsong27:
Yes, the incredible, edible egg - in pewter.
keyz88:
HONEY??? We have ants in the house again!!!!
STAR_GATE:
"General Erection here, for Viagra."
STAR_GATE:
"Look at them go at it!" "Yes, it's pitiful somehow, isn't it?" "Yes, there's nothing more degrading than a Star Trek convention."
Zonk:
"...Oh, by the way... be careful, I just mopped over there..."
Zonk:
McGyver's Dark Side: "Listen punk... I'm inventing a gizmo out of twigs, twine and chewing gum that will kick your ass."
Zonk:
Doug Johnson, CPA and part time evil sorceror, reaches into his File Cabinet of Eternal Damnation.
Zonk:
Glen Campbell wins a bet by proving he can still sing "Rhinestone Cowboy" while grasping the tip of his tongue.
Purrisa:
"I got more chins than Chinatown..."
sspecies8472:
I know it doesn't look like we have much to work with, but we have MacGyver on our side.
Name_Namerson:
GloboChem: We own everything so you don't have to.
LV426:
Here. Take a look at the new iPod Maxi.
Xengal:
Though more profitable, feelings were mixed about the new use found for the Stargate... "Everybody's bets down? -Here she goes! ...C'mon red 17, red 17... Oh! 00!!"
LV426:
I wonder if anyone will hear this if I'm careful.