CaveDweller:
"I'm storing walnuts in my cheeks for winter."
quadkane:
"You know,we need to talk about this whole 'face vase' business."
Datazoid1701:
Lord of the Ding-a-lings
Datazoid1701:
Oh, DE-vine!
bannerman:
Hi, I'm the Mona Lisa. Sometimes, even the best plastic surgeons can make mistakes, and for the next hour...
MaxKeller:
...he gets huge.
Xengal:
"So you finally succeeded in your chicken-dragon crossbreeding huh?""Yep, it's either gonna lay precooked eggs,or I'm gonna have the biggest drumstick in town."
bannerman:
"God if you're up there I've got a long frigging list of people just asking for some retribution. First off, a guy named Raimi, doesn't matter which one..."
wd40:
Mr. Jackson sent me over to pick up his special treat. Not you, you're too old.
windsong27:
The Scalawag outfielders, Kevin & Ping Pee wallowed in the creek bed searching for the softball with their toes.
windsong27:
Dang it, Ping Pee, that friggin' softball must be around here somewhere. Keep looking!
windsong27:
And tonight extra special guest is Janet Jackson, who will reveal her left breast for all to see.
windsong27:
These Senator Kerry campaign fund raisers are rather boring. Howard Dean's people. Now they knew how to throw a shindig.
21st_century:
"You'e going to vote for BUSH? No you won't! We'll stay here till Hell freezes over to prevent you from doing THAT!"
21st_century:
"Are we in "The Twilight Zone', or 'The Outer Limits'?" "'The Outer Limits' -- we're in colour." "I STILL feel more like we're in 'The Twilight Zone'."
21st_century:
"WHAT!? You ATE 2 of the missing doughnuts -- and turned the rest into crumbs so you could bake a cake -- and gave the cake to US? That causes paralysis!!!"
KIPPAGE:
"C'mon Salmoneus, Where did you hide the Viagra, the women are waiting!"
KIPPAGE:
"Now Herc... has your daddy done some kind of spell to freeze this screengrab?"