windsong27:
After a quickie, Ann Margaret rifles through Hercules pants pockets for any credit cards or spare change.
windsong27:
Are... you... a... lawyer?
windsong27:
Third runner up in a Cher look-a-like contest? Shoot, last year I came in second.
windsong27:
Paul McCartney stars in "Knights of the Square Table", brought to you by Round Pan Pizza.
windsong27:
Budget restraints have forced the YMCA to produce their "How to Swim Videos" with the benefit of a swimming pool.
windsong27:
No no, wrong color green. This is a formal weight lifting match. I must wear something in a more royal looking green.
windsong27:
Joan River's dentist shows off the new false teeth he has designed for his client.
windsong27:
Tell me a bed time story, Herc? "Not now Iolus. I must peruse the latest additions to my stamp collection."
windsong27:
Hey I just realized that we have the same color hair. Lady Clairol Blonde #12?
Eggplant:
"You ate all of the Kentucky Fried Chicken... You bastard... Take this!"
CaveDweller:
"Can we hurry this up? I'm got a Jackie Collins book cover phot shoot to get to."
CaveDweller:
These Quazar TVs will NEVER go out of style!
CaveDweller:
"Ready for my whipping, sir!"
CaveDweller:
Meanwhile, at Yes video shoot, Jon Anderson drinks from a gobblet. Rick Wakeman's in the other room, planning another ice ballet.
mikerafone:
"I'm David Hasselhoff, dammit! Chicks dig me in Germany!"
CaveDweller:
"Oh damn! I was hoping you were Fabio..." *sob*
mikerafone:
oO "Huh! Not so Herculean down THERE!"
CaveDweller:
"Steve... why is it EVERY time I turn around you have to pinch my butt?" "Sorry Harry. Can't help myself."