The_Seer:
"Say Herc, you're right. He does have a birthmark on his head that looks just like Gorbechev's."
KIPPAGE:
"Well, we could go to Friction Annie's House of Pain and Pleasure, Herc... But I kind of lost all of our money betting on the camel races!"
AMCrulz:
"You end that with a 'Sir' the next time you want to tell Hercules to kiss your butt!"
Xengal:
"So you're saying the ladies bath is just on the other side of this wall... Oh, why look at this little crack here... dum de dum...."
windsong27:
After all the cheap wine was drunk, someone headed down to the host's wine cellar where the real good stuff was kept.
Xengal:
"About time you brought your new man home to meet your mother, but I never expected Hercules!" "Um no. The short one..." "Hi. *burp* I'm LeRoy! When's dinner?"
Xengal:
"Oh sure it is, ha ha. Very funny. -The ass end of my armor's on fire. Ri-ight. Like I'm gonna fall for THAT one again. ..You can't make a fool of me!"
Xengal:
"Um... ahem... Well..." "Uh yeah..." "Er, uh, nice, day huh..." "OK! OK! -It was me!! Happy now?!! ...But you guys wanted Mexican!!"