windsong27:
Meanwhile, in former President Bill Clinton's private office...
windsong27:
Sorry we don't have Kool-aid on the menu. Softest drink we have is some watered down gin, will that do?
adamient:
With another Christmas behind him, Santa heads back to his favorite opium den.
Amon:
"You don't have a hall pass??? BACK TO CLASS!"
Amon:
Steve always had a Christ complex. Unfortunately, he decided to act on it.
Amon:
"Forget about it, Steve. That chick's not going to give you back your guitar pick."
adamient:
During a trip to Sea World, Johnny learns the hard way that the name "sperm whale" was given for a reason.
Amon:
"Don't start the wedding! We're missing five brides and seven brothers!"
adamient:
.oO Maybe this will work... Oo.. "Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the SHINIEST of them all?"
Amon:
"Wow! With this telescope... it's like you're sitting right in *front* of me!" "I am, you idiot. That's a paper towel roll tube."
meQal:
And our world will do the time warp again.
adamient:
What? Is the plume too much?
Amon:
Hercules gets lost, and ends up on the bridge of a Klingon Bird of Prey.
Amon:
"I'm the Wiz. I'M THE WIZ! Nobody beats me. NOBODY!"
Amon:
"You have chosen... wisely."
meQal:
o/~ Gotta sing Gotta dance o/~
windsong27:
OK, so last thing I know things were going great, the polls were up - then Howard Dean started screaming & I'm out of a job.
windsong27:
So what's wrong, Iolaus? "Oh, Xena, I bought the exact same pair of breast plates last week & paid 30 dinar more."