shesaidisay:
o/"I can't fight the ceiling anymore!"o/
Bros:
Archeologists work day and night to extract the rocket from "A Trip to the Moon."
Bros:
"Sir, we shun you, and your unconventional choice in headwear." "Fags."
Bros:
We won't show you the footage of him working off his sea men.
Zee:
If Barnum and Baily designed the Gundam robots
Indomitus:
Oops... Somebody just grabbed Churchill's ass.
Zee:
Bored doormen recreate a push-me-pull-you
Amon:
"Ready... BREAK!"
Amon:
Sitting on your ass for hours on end, typing inane comments on a website?
Amon:
Yeah, I remember walking down 4th Street, picking up hookers and throwing loose change at the drunken bums huddled in the shadows of the alleys. Ah, memories...
TyranoturkeyRex:
Except I can't remember where it is, dang it.
Indomitus:
I know that street... It's just south of... no, don't tell me, I know where it is...
Amon:
Praying to the holy statue of the Madonna... from her "Like a Virgin" video.
Amon:
I never knew that Garfield nick-nacks were popular in Mexico.
Indomitus:
"Miguel! Stop poking that duck in the ass with a stick!"
Zee:
Yard Sale World was not a very successful theme park
Amon:
As you can see, the Exxon Valdez's route is plotted in black.
Amon:
"Here ya go. Here's part of a wing. Take it!" "John, just call it what it is. A piece of Peter Breen's arm. OK?" *An excerpt from the book "Conversations held by the Donner Party"*