Amon:
"Aces and eights? I can't lose!"
Indomitus:
"You said you didn't have any 5's! Why you lyin, yella-bellied low-down snake!"
Amon:
This must be one of them fancy new horseless carriages...
blahgirl:
So, pretty much after Sante Fe, you're f*****
144butterball:
Lego-Land Town Hall!
jondapicam:
Now get your ass to the gun range! You have some practicing to do!
jondapicam:
I'll give you one reason for you to have sex with me. I didn't use my hands or feet to ring the doorbell.
jondapicam:
Now that you mention it. I do feel like breaking out into a song. Give me a C, a bouncy C.
jondapicam:
After seeing this picture, Hank decided that maybe his new girlfriend had a few more miles on her than she had let on...
turkubis_and_taters:
Every day, in every way, I get older and older... um... this mantra isn't very uplifting.
turkubis_and_taters:
My dentist charged me 500 bucks for this bridgework.
BlueOnBlack:
...are the states that will again not elect W to the White House when he takes office in '04...
Hinermad:
A segmented dildo for those hard-to-reach places.
Zoogiberry Sauce:
No, damnit, I said RICOTTA, not Rigatta!
Zoogiberry Sauce:
"Commander Stewie, your crew is ready for inspection!"
TyranoturkeyRex:
Be careful Tommy. You're crushing the pack of Camels I have rolled up under my sleeve.
GersonK:
That's not an evil laugh. He sat on a tack.
GersonK:
"Curse you, Trading Spaces!"