Soozcat:
"Wha'd you get this year, honey?" "Snickers, Three Musketeers, about a gazillion Tootsie Rolls and a string of cultured pearls."
Upstart_on_the_Cob:
Meanwhile... at the Neverland Ranch...
Moatas:
"Gosh, making meth is harder than I thought."
beckett:
DAMN! Madonna's diaphram gets such a workout the damn thing's been polished to a mirror finish!
Moatas:
Remember; when you marry someone, you're also marrying their family
JurassicPorkGravy:
Archeological evidence now suggests that the Anasazi tribe didn't disappear, after all, but merely moved to a better low-rent housing development.
JurassicPorkGravy:
"Hansel and Gretel, what a nice surprise! Come in and eat my house. I just baked it..."
MrAtomik:
Boing Boing Boing Splash
JurassicPorkGravy:
or... The Long-Awaited Drowning Death of Coily!
JurassicPorkGravy:
"Hey, is that Ronny Cox's corpse that just floated by?" "Hot damn, Earl, I think you're right!"
Dante83:
Jeremy's dream of producing and all frog version of 'Goldfinger' was finally coming to fruition.
TyranoturkeyRex:
Clayton Moore really went down hill after he was told he couldn't wear his black mask any more.
evetsggod:
Whoa, you're all, like, 3-D, man!
Moatas:
Oh sure, it *looks* safe...
The_Gray_Zombie:
Doctor Tor. MD. now continues on YSMT.
144butterball:
The guys in R&D have came up with a way to change your image, Daddy Warbucks. Hair Trasplant!
Moatas:
Hitler and Nixon, with the ghost of JFK seated between them discuss NFL line up
goforit:
Scratchin' da itch