jildo:
Susie, it's time you and I had "the talk". Now, don't go down on a man unless he pays you more than five dollars and don't use condoms becasue they don't feel good. OK?
turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
We've decided to just start WWIII right now, just for shits and giggles. (justifiable? Of course! Justifiable! That's it!)
jildo:
Gary, pictured here doing the Hustle in 1956, was way ahead of his time.
turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
"So... any job prospects, husband number 2?" "Oh come on Martha, you know the man is holding me back."
jildo:
Gary, for the last time, get your own Fabian posters!
Zee:
"Swank, Hustler, Ballbiters, Just 18, Fecal Freaks, Golden Shower Illustrated, Fisters Monthly, Squeal... that's quite a collection, Betty!"
Zee:
X-Box's worst selling video game... ever
Zee:
THERE'S my stick of butter!
evetsggod:
Oh, so you DO wanna fuck? Sweet!
Amon:
"My sun is not only a Peeping Tom, he's also a pedophile!"
cajunfriedturkey:
Dear Gateway: What kind of half-assed computer keyboard is this?
Hinermad:
This add-on keyboard make sit easy to compose text message right on your wireless phone. Backpack optional.
beckett-n-stuffing:
And with one gentle push a row of graham Crackers from San Francisco to Miami falls in sequence.
beckett-n-stuffing:
See, even Lionel Hampton started out with one mallet.
cajunfriedturkey:
Lionel Hampton in concert.
carbonberrysauce:
George Plimpton spent one night hitting a woodblock for the Philharmonic, and got a 300-page book out of it.
carbonberrysauce:
When it was too rainy for golf, Eisenhower liked to make pornographic etchings in the White House basement.
JurassicPorkGravy:
.oO Shit, that's right. It's thursday. Time to do my 'husbandly duty'... Oo.