TyranoturkeyRex:
This is what Boxcar Willie looks like without the box.
TyranoturkeyRex:
Time to scrape the barnacles off the Eiffle Tower, and off Jacques Chirac while you're at it.
carbonberrysauce:
With all the earthquakes in California, how come this crap never falls down?
144butterball:
Meet the new judges for American Idol.
144butterball:
You want to do what to Pedro?
Grand Master Shanky:
"Call Aquaman!"
TyranoludicrousRex:
This is the captain speaking. I just received word from the kitchen. DON'T EAT THE SALMON!!!
Moatas:
"Hello, I'm Smart, Easy Smart." // "Then why is your dress stuffed into your pantyhose?"
evetsggod:
Beats the hell out of "Hands Across America"
Moatas:
'...and if it wasn't for our DODGE, we would have been lion food.'
evetsggod:
"That's some GOOD shit!"
stilljane:
and there I was, beached... with so many of my fellow whales... that's when I called Jenny Craig...
WEIRD_1:
The secret drug use of the Coppertone Girl... Next on "True Hollywood Story"
WEIRD_1:
Chickens without heads, now at KFC.
WEIRD_1:
The USA is losing its hair
CapMidnight:
"I do /so/ love our gated-community, high-security, anti-terrorist gulag-house, dear! ...It's the American /Dream/!!"
gleeb:
Very hungry caterpillar captured!
Zee:
Someday, C.W. McCall will write a touching song about this