Moatas:
"Whoa, its like my fingers are ATTACHED! Awesome."
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
And they're *actually* studying. Go figure.
shankenstein:
"I've got math problem for you. U + Me ='s a good time!"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
Well, it certainly draws attention to her head, that's for sure.
Moatas:
"Hold still, Mary, this will make ya smile, baby!"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"eat your broccoli, remember to wash behind you ears, always wipe front to back..."
shankenstein:
"Holding a bowling ball is like carrying two big breasts."
shankenstein:
"Now you've REALLY crossed the line!"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
So that's how lesbians court each other... interesting...
Amon:
Just what every guy needs. A machine to clean their balls.
cam-o-lantern36:
Lesson One: Subject the potential shooter to 4 years living under a Bush Administration
MrAtomik:
1 - remove Frontal Lobe, 2 - Shove gun in hand, 3 - point in direction of hapless woodland creatures
GizMonster:
Before Playboy, men had to get off on Good Housekeeping.
Sir Shanksalot:
"Enough viloins! There's too much violins on T.V. today!"
killwil:
"Look, you wanna make it in the union, you gotta learn ta lean on that broom in a professional manner."
evetsgghost:
Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to Congress"
evetsgghost:
"There kin be only one! Yeeee-haw!"
Zee:
You can't fool me, there is no sanity clause!