SpaceToast:
Apparently she hasn't read 1959's bestseller "The Joy of Sexual Repression."
Amon:
Practicing for that all important first date.
Amon:
.oO(Now just to get rid of this grape I ate... It's a bitch to stay this thin...)
wd40:
Mo Deca Dentini, mob boss from the south side had little idea that Ness and his men were moving in!
gleeb:
Having established a beachhead here, we will proceed down the Tunisian peninsula...
Amon:
I knew I shouldn't have skipped sex-education class. I was caressing her teeth and licking her plants.
SpaceToast:
We'll begin with a frontal assault on Pulp Ridge, then feint through Enamel and on into the More Deca Stronghold. I warn you men, most of you will not come back from this operation alive.
wd40:
I have but one question: "Is it safe?"
Amon:
Oohhh! The dreaed "Double-Fish-Hook"! A move so devastatingly painful, it was banned by most professional wrestling organizations.
amycamus:
Meanwhile, in Dr. Sugartit's evil basement at KitKat Bar National Laboratories...
gleeb:
Meanwhile, Sally still hasn't remembered how to spit...
amycamus:
It's just like "Our Town," except completely devoid of any sentiment whatsoever.
Amon:
Oh great. Must be halftime in an Iowa State basketball game...
shanky:
"Dear Lord , thank you for this food and for me having a wife who enjoys giving blowjobs. Amen."
LauraPowers:
Yellow waterfalls. That's what *I'm* talkin' about.
LauraPowers:
Fantasia 2003: sewer music.
shanky:
"Ever played Army?" "No, Sir." "Well, I lay down and you blow the hell out of me."
LauraPowers:
Strangely enough, the only people getting any were the ones sitting at the kids table.