da_upstart:
In the real story of the Beverly Hillbillies, Uncle Jed falls asleep at the wheel, crashes the truck and everyone inside dies before they could collect the money from the oil.
Amon:
Early footage of a Dan Akroyd audition.
Amon:
"Why the long face, Ted?"
wd40:
Run DMC, before the cosmetic work.
wd40:
Gosh, Dad chose JonBenet, does this mean he doesn't love me anymore. I ought to kill that bitch!
flagg:
Oo/Ooh, so that is what the birds and the bees are/Oo
wd40:
... ... ... the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
gleeb:
Ah, yes, I remember this movie: Shirley Temple and her beloved pet Xorn. Later on, Bill Robinson does a dance with them.
rickubis:
Jeeezus! I don't give a crap if it *did* follow you home! Get that thing out of here!
wd40:
The Molar from beyond the Stratosphere dir: Roger Corman Avl in Beta and VHS $9.95
Matteus:
NOO!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! ...not on my tartan!
SpaceToast:
Wow, normally, I have to pay that guy from the Who for this stuff. Oh, wait! Where's the delete key... where is...
rickubis:
She watched as the townpeople caught her molester and tore him to shreds barehanded.
Amon:
When asked if he had had enough toast, a young Billy Idol screamed "I want more, more, more!"
wd40:
When barbequing the young, be sure and suspend the child away from the fire for slow and even cooking.
rickubis:
So, what will it be? Do you drink this poison, or do I put this spike into your head?
gleeb:
Just one teaspoonfull in a glass of water, and all those troublesome problems fade away. Remember: potassium cyanide. As for it by name!
gleeb:
Only boys are allowed to stand in front of the sink; Sally has to brush sidesaddle.