Meldrick:
My Dinner With Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.
shanky:
"Hey Sally! I spilled gravy in my lap. Wanna lick it off?"
Meldrick:
I give anything for there to be a frog in Ric Astleys soup.
shanky:
"Don't eat too much! I made some chocolate salty balls for dessert!"
shanky:
Mmmmm... trash cookies!
shanky:
"The mashed potatoes are crunchy tonight!"
LauraPowers:
"NO MEAT FOR YOU!" "Damn meat Nazi."
Amon:
Thanksgiving dinner sucked at my house. What with all the ghosts that always showed up...
shanky:
Linda had a hold of something and it WASN'T Bob's napkin!
Amon:
Sure her mother doesn't know where her left hand is right now.
LauraPowers:
"Here. You want your luggage? *You* carry it." "But I can't! My blow dryer's too heavy!"
Meldrick:
Thanks to Bob's knitting, we had the coziest power lines north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Amon:
How many pounds of bombs is Bush going to have dropped on Baghdad?
shanky:
Jarrod's weight before and after his Subway diet.
Amon:
And this is how many bombs that are going to be accounted for in "friendly fire."
Meldrick:
Michael Jackson prepares to bed down.
LauraPowers:
.oO(I will *not* let this naked mole rat die.) "You ain't gunna die on me, ya hear me? YOU AIN'T GUNNA DIE ON ME!"
Meldrick:
"See, if Major Mustard was in the Library, he couldn't have killed anyone."