trickubis_or_treat:
.oO{ What he can do with that roundworm....}
wOLFdUDE_in_4D:
Oh sure 9 or 10 quick ones and you're off to boast and brag with the boys!
shankenstein:
"Jimmy's in there. Naked... waiting for me. Should I give up the booty?"
Amon_ster:
Joe stands in total shock. When he went into the men's room to become Jodi, the restaurant was empty. Unfortunately, a biker gang picked the wrong time to arrive.
elKapitan:
Followed by the hit sequel, "Divorce For Moderns."
BlueOnBlack:
Bill Gates got the wrong eyeglass prescription, thought it said "Marriage for Modems" and sued the publisher for copyright infringement...
elKapitan:
"My shoulders can used as a light source."
shanky:
"Me? A stalker? Whatever gave you that impression?"
elKapitan:
When reporters have nothing to report.
shankenstein:
"Guilty! Ha! You guys owe me a cup of coffee at the diner!"
wOLFdUDE_in_4D:
.oO Why didn't I get a booger in MY coffee? Oo.
freak-o-d-week:
"You gonna eat that stick 'a' butter?"
Groov_E_Ghoul_E:
.oO"Won't give up the booty, eh? I'll have to put some rufes in her tea."
shanky:
"I don't care if you ARE a midget! Quit staring at my crotch!"
wOLFdUDE_in_4D:
Mr. Hawking never let little Stephen get away with anything, "Get smart with me one more time and I'll cripple ya!"
wOLFdUDE_in_4D:
Wow, and it was okay with a clergyman that these two hooked up? Geez!
HinerMADNESS:
So, like, if I go really really fast, and time slows down, then I can actually go back in time & do my mom and be my own dad? That's cool! Except for the doing my mom part.
evetsgghost:
"Is that Istanbul?" "No, I think it's Constantinople."