evetsgghost:
"...you're all horrible, disgusting perverts with Oedipus comple- Oh, wait, I'm projecting, aren't I?"
evetsgghost:
*sigh* Rowsdower...
freak-o-d-week:
"Do you see capping as a lucrative career? Do you know that dozens of people are already getting paid good salaries to cap? And you could too!"
jildo:
Poor sheep, he's in Wyoming! Run, little sheep, run!
freak-o-d-week:
"Oh yeah? Well, COUNT ME!"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"Honey, you do know that's not the tv, right? Our's is getting fixed right now." "I know, but I just miss it so very much." *gently weeps*
cam-o-lantern36:
Council for the racially ambiguous.
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"First of all, I'd like to start this meeting off by singing the praises of pants. Amen."
AustinThreeSixteen:
A little duct tape will fix that
AustinThreeSixteen:
Area 51 wasn't all that great
GizMonster:
"You fine in that Iron Lung, Ricky?" *cough cough*
Amon_ster:
"...and the Powerball number is: 38! Good luck from Iowa's Powerball."
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
It's a very Brady perspectiva!
cam-o-lantern36:
Queer blueprints for the straight house. coming soon to Fox t.v.
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Well, we think you have what it takes to be a stripper, congratulations!"
GizMonster:
Delta Burke for Tupperware
Amon_ster:
"Listen, you little bitch! Give me back my pretty mind, or this Girl in Gold Boots is gonna walk all over you. Get it?"
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Love and Marrige, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage..."