trickubis_or_treat:
Can you feel the power, son?
trickubis_or_treat:
Whoa there, Mr. Hot Pants. Before you come courting my daughter, suppose I cool you a bit with this fire extinguisher---Upside your head.
Amon_ster:
"Now, this is a Type "A" fire extinguisher. It's just filled with water. Since electronics haven't been invented yet, there is no need for halon." "Then how are they filming this?" "Uhhh....."
trickubis_or_treat:
I'm tired of you peeing in my pool. I'll show you how much with these bare electrical wires.
Amon_ster:
"Here's another nickel, Dad!" "Swell job son. Just SWELL! Now all I need is another quarter, and I can get that beer."
trickubis_or_treat:
I wish that they'd invent electronics so I can use whatever this is.
elKapitan:
"Hello Mrs. Williams. Would you like to have your telephone number included on the Do-Not-Call List?"
Amon_ster:
"Cliff Robertson?"
BlueOnBlack:
"Hello California voter? It's me, Arnold, come to thank you personally... might you have a wife I can fondle?"
wOLFdUDE_in_4D:
Dad, is this the part where I get to put my finger in it?
trickubis_or_treat:
"I can't believe you get to see her naked!" "I'm standing here, Billy."
freak-o-d-week:
"Flexible women, son. It's a good thing."
Amon_ster:
"Now Stevie, when you're in your car and you get to Lover's Lane, 'accidentally' grab her boobs, then go from there. OK?" "Dad! I'm standing right here!"
elKapitan:
o/ "In the Garden of Eden baby!" o/
shankenstein:
"That's not how you do the Safety Dance!"
trickubis_or_treat:
"Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you enjoying this dance?" "Neither. It's my pet roundworm."
wOLFdUDE_in_4D:
Betty's first experience with heavy petting ended with her naughty bits stuck to the vinyl seat.
BlueOnBlack:
o/I learned the truth at seventeen.../o