chilwil:
"Yup, that's pure 100% Columbian 'coffee'. Buy a kilo... I mean buy the beans."
Genscareik:
"Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it, all right... I just didn't think it would hit me this fast, Mr. Leary."
Genscareik:
No, really, this pot is only for medicinal purposes, I swear!
chilwil:
"Now, all I need is some bleach, a syringe and foil, and coffee's served!"
Genscareik:
"We'll have the results of your urine test in just a few minutes, Mr. Limbaugh. In the meantime, why don't you enjoy a refreshing glass of our lemonade?"
Genscareik:
"Fuck Bob Ross! I'm painting some really psycho, pissed off little trees here, trees that want to stab and rape and murder!! Take THAT, PBS!!"
Genscareik:
Hey! You PEAKED!!
chilwil:
Charlie Sheen forgot he was subject to the Courtney Love clause when he agreed to his next project.
freak-o-d-week:
o/' We're movin on up... o/'
poltergleeb:
Charcoal drawing? We both like it VERY MUCH!
HinerMADNESS:
"Will you interpret your painting for us please, Timmy?" "This is the house where my mom and dad live. This is the forest around their house. This is the fire I made to burn it all up."
Upstartula:
Even though the demon ninja Jonimba possessed our poor little Yamato, his art skills became quite impressively better.
HinerMADNESS:
"o/ I got me an office, gold records on the wall..." "Will you shut UP? I should have never let you decorate in here. And it's a parlor, not an office!"
HinerMADNESS:
Here's a message from Postmaster General Jerry Lewis...
Bad_Taste_Bob:
"I sure will be glad when the BOOB Fairy visits me!" - "Yeah, well, these are Frederick's of Hollywood!"
Buffoon:
"So, ya wanna come over to my place tonight?" "Is Tommy going to be there?" "After what happened last time you came over? Damn straight!" "Yes, it was, wasn't it?" "For a little while."
Buffoon:
"...and then, the two of us..." "Just the two of you?" "Well, Tommy was pretty shagged out by then, and we wanted to kind of jump start him again." "Cool!"
Buffoon:
"How 'bout it, Fred? You take my daughter, and I take yours, and let's get jiggy wit' it!"