MrAtomik:
Where were you on the night of the 26th?
terryodude:
Harold was so proud of his first blow job he couldn't bring himself to wipe it off.
Generik:
"Mmm-mmm, I sure do love this new SPF 6000 sunscreen! Thank you, Bush administration, for making this all possible!"
teambanzai:
Wait so you used to be a guy? Wow irony can be quite ironic some times I used to be a girl!
teambanzai:
Honey it's the Jehova's Witless' again. Should I turn on the sprinklers?
teambanzai:
Hey there man you know where I could score some pot? Sure, hip cat. [neither has any idea they're both narcs]
Generik:
"Oh yeah, these Nepalese temple balls blow away ALL the competition, man. They're like opiated, ya know." A young Tommy Chong gets his start as a salesman on the East Side.
teambanzai:
Can you imagine what it would be like to be a woman? Hey, what about a minority? HA! Isn't it great to be a white male in 40's America?!
terryodude:
"Wow! Look what I found in my bucket of chicken!"
Beckett:
"3-M, helping rid the planet of these hidieous old things."
terryodude:
Rangers have been warning national park visitors not to feed the trees.
TyranosaurisRex:
Mr. Shatner, we haven't even taken off yet, that man is *supposed* to be on the wing checking for stress fractures.
gleeb:
Come on, I can't clean your teeth until you open up...
terryodude:
Ted Kazinski's mother.
terryodude:
Election day in California
terryodude:
Joe drove all the way across town to buy a piece of tail.
tinaw:
"Alright kids, remember: this is the last meal of the week, so better make it count."
Genscareik:
After years of living in Miami, Eugene found himself inadvertently snorting his latte and creme brulee.