da_upstart:
"I have tasted every woman in the land. If my tongue fits snuggly into your snatch, then you *are* Cinderella." "Oh well, I guess you have to give it a try." [cue cheesy porn music...]
Loodvig:
"No SIR, I do not help the people who ignore the crosswalk signs, SIR!"
da_upstart:
"Und herrre iz vhere ve grrrind und publically display za bones of ze enemies of ze Order."
da_upstart:
"John... Coke is a *softdrink*." "Yeah, but, same effect, dude." *snnnooorrrrrttt!*
Amon:
I always suspected that Ed McMahon was a charter member of NAMBLA
da_upstart:
"You're a fine young man, Timmy. A *fine* young man. Especially, the way you... wet your little lips like that and... and suck the creamy suds from the bottom of that malt and... and..."
Amon:
Oh no! Gamazooki has been captured!
Amon:
Little Gamazooki was unable to fly like his father Gamera, so Ken and Ken decide to show him what the experience would feel like.
da_upstart:
Tetsuo decides to hold one of the Mothra larve up for ransom.
Amon:
Later in life, as Gamazooki grew, he had to be hauled around in a horse trailer.
TyranosaurisRex:
"So is your finger up my ass part of the process to being a better golfer?" "That and a lot more, babes." "Well, ooookay. If you say so."
Amon:
This was the orginal treatment for Gilligan's Island that Bob Denver submitted. It was rejected.
Amon:
Unknown at the time, Gamazooki had escaped from Ken and Ken. Here we see the elaborate trap the set for him, forgetting that he could not fly.
da_upstart:
The military soon finds out about Gamazooki's escape and prepare a full scale attack.
flagg:
Here we see that sibling rivalry at its earliest form, in the womb, between fraternal twins.
flagg:
...looks exactly like the front of the mic
da_upstart:
...A new HBO original series from the creators of Queer As Folk.
Amon:
Farmer Brown drives to town and picks up a prostitute.