SpaceToast:
"Wherz the Nazis?" *hic!*
SpaceToast:
With a mighty thock, the canopy closed. Soon an arm fell meatily to the tarmac. All in all, it was the worst safety speech Bid Rickles, and Statler Air Academy, had ever known.
SpaceToast:
"Haven't we accomplished evil yet?" | "No, sir, but the fourth quarter profits are up."
evetsggod:
All this could be yours if... the price is right!
beckett:
Trying to get an exact match for the skids in my shorts.
Agent_Moldy:
"Hmm, nnno, we can't paint the house this color. It doesn't go with my nails."
Beckett:
"I'm sorry Honey, but only homos and women see more than 3 shades of any color."
squat-ape:
...hence we did not have to pay them squat.
Agent_Moldy:
"Isn't it odd, first John Ritter, now Robert Palmer. Both 54, both died from heart problems. Say Ted, how old are you?" "Fifty-fo -- ACK!" *whump*
JurassicPork:
Agatha Christie's ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.
Scypha:
"So, what does your fortune cookie say, Clem?" "It says 'You will be the ridicule of cappers everywhere.'"
Scypha:
The Tin Man loved to put 10W30 oil in his coffee everyday.
Hurst:
A giant ape is drowning
Kota:
They were going to play "Pictionary", but even the crayons were black and white, so what's the point??!!??
Kota:
Go ahead, Mary... touch it! See!!! It likes you, give it a little kiss... (From the book, "Doctors taking advantage of their mentally handicapped patients)
Dante83:
"This car isn't a stick-shift."
BarnabusCollins:
and the Boss in his bedroom, too
MrAtomik:
AKA raping, pillaging and generally keeping the masses in there place by pretending to help them