DrClayForrester:
Martin Balsam IS Bob Dole IN "The Strom Thurmond Story." "Bob Dole's soup is cold. Bob Dole... Bob... Dole... ZZZZZ..."
FryGirl:
"Damn... I paired a plaid suit with a polka-dot tie... the hell was I thinking?"
DrClayForrester:
Joe Don Baker is attacked by a Tribble as he sleeps.
DrClayForrester:
Oh, Mitchell... That was the most erotic 14 seconds of my life...
DrClayForrester:
Rushing to the showers and trying as she might, a young Linda Evans cannot wash the oily stench of Mitchell from her skin...
FryGirl:
Tube top by Blue Light Special of K-Mart
DrClayForrester:
Quietly, she slips from the bed to make herself some coffee. And just as quietly, she realizes what the last scene has done to her career. She starts to cry.
FryGirl:
"Here's another one... I *told* you those things lay eggs everywhere!"
Agent_Moldy:
With mortar and pestle, Sally grinds the grain into -- smaller grain...
tinaw:
While other little girls her age were playing with paper dolls and reading their catechisms, Mary liked to mash. It was the right thing to do.
FryGirl:
"A spoonful of arsenic shalt do ye good!"
UnReality:
"We're all out of sugar. A spoonful of salt should work just as well, though, right?" *spit*
Agent_Moldy:
No! No! That's a bad Grandma! *smack, smack*
FryGirl:
In this screengrab, we finally discover where those Russian nesting dolls come from.
Moatas:
Based on the ass-hole of the designer's wife
Moatas:
"I'm not saying your plane isn't ready, captain, just don't go into the air with it, that's all I'm saying."
SpaceToast:
Bill Murray based his "Caddy Shack" character on this man: Paddy "jimmy it 'til she'll fly" Pomeraner.
terryodude:
My advice is take the bus.