DrClayForrester:
Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves without so much as a simple "Good-bye." He was certain Anakin would understand.
DrClayForrester:
The new 1973 Plymouth BeHemoth gets up to 4 miles per gallon on the highway!
DrClayForrester:
Let's watch as he does his killer Charlie Chaplin impression...
DrClayForrester:
Staler and Waldorf meet several years after their bitter breakup.
GizM:
The good angel and the bad angel of the Dirty Old Man.
DrClayForrester:
Danny Thomas is mildly surprised.
GizM:
"I said, do you have any Grey Poupon? Are you deaf?"
NurseNoir:
*vroooooooooooom!!!* .oO Must... deliver... CheerBouquet@... on time!!!! Oo.
DrClayForrester:
.oO(Please oh please oh please let that be the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile comin' up on me...)
NurseNoir:
*zzzzzzzzzzzz... sknrzzzzzz.... weeb-weeb-weeb-weeb-weeb!!! Mmmmm... snausages!!! Mrphmrphmrphmrph.... *YIP!* ... snnnnausages!!!! Rrrrzzzz....*
DrClayForrester:
I tell ya... If that Friday guy says "Just the facts" one more time I'm gonna pistol whip him...
GizM:
"Your largest dildo, please."
Amon:
"I'll take the Juijy-Fruit and a whitefish."
DrClayForrester:
Oh, man... I've been twenty-five seconds without some kind of red meat to gnaw on... Where's that guy with those hams?
DrClayForrester:
After attempting to enter his car "like them 'Dukes of Hazzard' guys," Joe Don learns the error of his ways.
DrClayForrester:
The lone gunman makes his escape from Dallas across... Central... Park... er...
DrClayForrester:
Mitchell cruises the local park to try to pick himself up a rich female hot dog vendor...
DrClayForrester:
And so I says to him, "Maury," I says, "for that kinda dough, I should be gettin' somethin' extra, ya know?" And the sonofabitch shot me in the foot.