TyranosaurisRex:
"I'm usually able to bring my bowling ball to orgasim like this within seconds."
TyranosaurisRex:
It doesn't matter if you hit any pins or not. Just remember, they're all looking at your ass and loving it.
Chebby:
He plays on the handicapped league, his shoulder keeps popping out of it's socket, so he had a handle surgically implanted to grab.
Mercutio_Jones:
Why, yes, dear, six IS enough for a daisy chain!
porpoise:
Has a bad habit of practicing for West Side Story whenever he thinks no one is looking.
Dante83:
Bette Davis goes bowling.
GizM:
Short preceeding 'Bowling for Columbine,' sadly.
rickubis:
If you took the state of Alaska, and placed in on top of the rest of the United States, we'd be really impressed at your strength.
rickubis:
If you took the state of Alaska, and placed in on top of the rest of the United States, a lot of people would get crushed.
rickubis:
If you took the state of Alaska, and placed in on top of the rest of the United States, you'd create a land bridge between Canada and Mexico. But there's land there already, so why bother?
rickubis:
That was no boating accident!
gleeb:
Bananas? Where am I supposed to get bananas, kid?
Dante83:
New Starbucks location...
da_upstart:
"Ariel?... Ariel?!!... ARIIIIEEEELLLL!!! NOOOOO!!"
gleeb:
Look at this crowd. Good luck getting a deck chair...
da_upstart:
"Frank. Frank you told me you was gonna quit lynchin folks, now!" "I-I know Bob, but I... It's just... I can't help myself, Bob. I-I need help..."
tinaw:
Bruce mistakenly rested his forearms on the machinery just before startup.
MilkboxLarry:
Last known photo of, well, these guys...