Dante83:
does not justify the means.
cambria36:
Politically-correct society of the 1800's quit calling them "freaks" and began calling them "midgets".
cambria36:
Joe wasn't amused when his wife showed up wearing a dinner plate on her head.
Beckett:
"Hmmm, let me see... how can we use this to start a tax free religion?"
jildo:
Followers wait to get into Our Lady Of Perpetual Sex Church.
jildo:
He's got legs, and he sort of knows how to use them.
bub:
I was just barely able to fish her out of the porta potty.
jildo:
I don't think it's a good idea to try to kill ants by spraying them with maple syrup.
jildo:
"That's it! He's not inviting his friends over EVER again unless they can learn not to piss in the cabinets."
Dante83:
Now back to Sylvia Plath's Shadow Puppet Theater!
MSTzilla:
Just to be different, Pamela Anderson has *two* nipples on her new implants.
Kota:
No... the fact that you're pregnant with an 8 lb. eyeball, is the GOOD news. The Bad news is... it's BLIND!!!
screaming_fist:
"No, I don't think it's a good idea to call yourself Patty."
Moatas:
"Whew! I haven't had an episode like that since I got gang-banged by the Detroit Lions."
Moatas:
"It's ok that I'm your mom and your sex operator, Tommy. I'm in a blue teddy and looking for action... Tommy?... Tommy?"
JurassicPork:
.oO Damn, blue again. Well, if taking on the Detroit Lions during ovulation won't get me pregnant, I guess I'm barren. Oo.
JurassicPork:
...PAPER TOWELS: ARE YOU READY FOR THEM?
ROBOTCROWT:
Yes, Mary, always remember to wash your hands after sex.