"Inventing Situations Page 73 (2003)"






Viagra:
Back in those days if you were a miner you were expected to dress nicely.


Kota:
This is the spot where Ed and Eddie died after being hit by a train as they argued over whether they were "deer" or "moose" tracks!


Kota:
Can YOU spot the tourist trap?? That's right, it's the building shaped like a giant cash register.


Kota:
Little Mary had to be carried everywhere. She was born with a rare condition... her legs didn't reach all the way to the ground.


Zoogicub:
"Ah, here we are, now I'll just go to heaven and... wait a minute... this door is very very warm... Hey! This is the door to hell! No sir, Mr. Satan, you're not fooling me!"


Zoogicub:
Little do Billy and Tommy know that this "Door to Heaven" wasn't going to take them into Mamie Van Doren's bedroom...


Zoogicub:
Ugh, just what you want to see... NAMBLA in action...


Zoogicub:
"Women can use the doggie door if they HAVE to come in."


Zoogicub:
"A covert religious right division of Anyonewhoisn'tcatholiccanburninhell motion picture company."


TyranosaurisRex:
"Hey, go get your own bone Shultzen!" *Daily problems faced by the Donner Party*


cambria36:
Frigid women stag-line.


Amon:
"The Charge Of The Hat Brigade"


E_the_E:
Grand Theft Auto 4 is a big letdown.


Mercutio_Jones:
Ford must have got a good deal on green paint that year.


mishapen_head:
"I aint drivin' that thing. The human body can't withstand speeds of over 12 mph." "Yep, that's right."


mishapen_head:
Yep, thats pure rock cocaine, the devil's dandruff.


messiahblue:
The rash of coleocanth mailings continue.


Dante83:
Yep, the South sure is rising again...



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