carbonbased:
"For the last time, I don't even know 'Begin the Beguine.'"
amycamus:
Tor Johnson shows Tab Hunter a chunk of tar he picked out of his own lung.
amycamus:
"Whoa! Walked into the penguins' by mistake. Which way to the gents?"
UnReality:
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to talk to the hand."
carbonbased:
"No, Mr. Spade, I really have not the slightest interest in securing a 'Maltese Clownfish.'"
amycamus:
"Aw, buck up! You're good enough, you're smart enough, and I think you're cute as a button."
carbonbased:
Daddy Warbucks makes an indecent proposal to Mr. Whipple
beckett:
"Well, like I always say sis, Candy is dandy, but INCEST is best!"
AnduraSmetacek:
"Y'know, Betty Sue -- maybe it's the 3.2 beer talking, but your ankles are HOT."
beckett:
"I'm afraid he's right Dorothy, He won you fair and square!"
psychomorph:
"It's called 'World Domination.'" "It's a game?" "In BushCo's America it is."
AnduraSmetacek:
A game of Victorian Strip Poker often lasted for days.
psychomorph:
"Let's clean up all the dirt before that wet blanket Chomsky gets here..."
beckett:
"Sally, go ask your brother why there are pubes all over this vaccuum!"
beckett:
"Ewwww, who threw all these rubbers under here?"
AnduraSmetacek:
"What th'? This isn't a Gideon Bible; it's a racetrack tout sheet." Meanwhile at Altamont, Bill Bennett wins big on Thessalonians 9:8-14.
wd40:
Did you see my personal ad? SWF seeks same for tupperware party!
Kota:
Ma' hoped that nobody would notice that she left her dildo standing in the corner... especially Pa'.