Moatas:
"Hello, my name is Bobbie and I'm a sex-a-holic... and I want to thank you all for coming to this PTA meeting..."
Moatas:
.o0~ Huph... he thinks I'm just going to swallow it, he's crazy. Tomorrow, it's me at the sperm bank."
porpoise:
I skinned a bridesmaid.
Torgone:
Nice, but how fast does it come off?
Buffoon:
"This time, don't let the ball hit you in the jimmies!"
Buffoon:
"Don't strain too much, or you'll shit your pants instead."
Buffoon:
...cheat if necessary. Welcome to the NCAA.
Buffoon:
.oO Sure here I am, stuck in the dark. Fuckin' power outage. Now how am I supposed to see which candy is which in my Whitman's Sampler?
jildo:
Don't go there, girlfriend! *snap snap* Mmmhmm!
wd40:
When urinating while experiencinga severe case of the clap, one is advised to wear rubber gloves and be sure to wash your hands before serving lunch.
jildo:
Tommy's parents never realized that by the time he reached 15, being spanked was no longer a punishment.
wd40:
...and when I pull my testicles down, I can sing baritone.
jildo:
Ronnie, being the oldest guy in the class, was selected to teach the younger boys how to urinate properly.
jildo:
But Moooommm! I have to meet Potsy and Ralph at Arnold's!
Mr_Grant:
"Good thing I still have carbon paper and this manual typewriter."
carbonbased:
"I can't believe J.W. got us all in here to look at his wind-up dolly."
amycamus:
"I know you! You're somebody! Wait. Don't tell me!"
amycamus:
The energy bar for oral sex enthusiasts everywhere!