El_Kapitan:
Some singers use a tuning fork to get the right pitch.
DangerKitty:
Debra shows off her new invention. It's to prop up the head when giving head.
Propdude:
I just love playing the sperm in the school sex education play!
LauraPowers:
Luggage fresh for the pickin's
Meldrick:
"Well, better get on the gorilla suit and get to work."
Propdude:
All of the lugage lost at LAX since 1954 is now destroyed for security reasons...
Propdude:
To help with their cutbacks United has brought back some of it's planes from storage...
Meldrick:
"OK, we're pumping the burbon right up into the dickpit." "Don't you mean cockpit?" "Oh yeah..."
shanky:
"Has anyone ever told you how flat your ass is?"
Chebby:
"What's this?" "It's a petition to the airlines for wider seats next to the aisles for us posterior advantaged individuals." "Just say lard-asses Hal. Political correctness isn't for another 40 yrs."
TyranosaurisRex:
So, what do you think the best lubricant is, you know, I mean for anal?
TyranosaurisRex:
I've heard the expression heart attack on a plate, but I've never actually seen one.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Wedding catfight! Mrrrraaooowr!
Gnasche:
"Just keep going, Louise." "Stop calling me that!"
mistie406:
Harry Potter fans are dealt with swiftly by being buried to their foreheads in the desert.
wd40:
Man, I remember when Woody almost starved because he had a sore pecker, remember that one, boss?
wd40:
I can't wait 'til Martha gets a load of my new Woody!
adsinfinitum:
Swishy sorely regrets eating those strange looking mushrooms he found in the forest...