Generik:
"Hey, hey, I'm sorry! I'm sorry about my leather jacket, and my baseball glove, and my belt, and that really tasty steak last night. My bad!"
Mr_Grant:
Make your Tetons even larger with Miracle Bra.
Mr_Grant:
Stickers for sale at Roxy's Deli, Ballard: "I love animals: they're delicious!"
MrAtomik:
Egypt, before the fire
Mr_Grant:
Mother Nature needs botox.
Angel_Noir:
The keogh National Forest. 4 Million acres of uncappable wasteland. *Sniff* God Bless America!
MrAtomik:
The Mediocre wall of Chino
screaming_fist:
"I'm Face-Pressed-On-Glass man, gimme some damn candy!"
screaming_fist:
Guess which microphone has Attention Deficit Disorder.
screaming_fist:
"Sorry folks, gotta leave. My horse won!"
Generik:
"The question is asked - 'How does the Bush White House answer the charge that we lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?' With MORE LIES! Next question!"
Torgone:
Marge... Have I ever told you that you have bodacious ta-ta's?
Torgone:
Thanks, Betty. Yours are nice too. Small but firm. Just the way I like them...
Moatas:
"Thanks for letting me 'borrow' Hank. You're right, he's G-I-B."
Torgone:
Edible Panty Stir-Fry?
Torgone:
Betty, have you ever heard the story of the Greek Isle of Lesbos?
Moatas:
"...they're like two juicy melons, and you know how I like melons, Betty."
Moatas:
"Betty, that vibrator you put up my butt really feels good!"