Amon:
Later, it would be discovered that making a tennis court less than 1/2 mile long would make for more interesting and exciting matches.
shanky:
"You cannot be serious! That ball was in! May all your daughter's strap-ons be duct taped to your Honda Accord!"
Amon:
"CHECKMATE!" "Uh... yeah..."
Angel_Noir:
Would pointing out the fact that they are Chinese and playing checkers be a bad thing?
screaming_fist:
"It's lesBIAN, not lesBEEYAN, dumbass."
EireCat:
There may not have been an huge television audience. but Biff and Terence's Chutes and Ladders world championship went down in the anals of suburban history.
Amon:
"Well, you're no white goddess, but we do have an opening. Wanna take it?"
screaming_fist:
Imelda Marcos hadn't begun the second verse when she was ripped to pieces by the crowd.
shanky:
That shirt hypnotizes lesbians.
Bros:
The highlights of the old beach parties, aside from the roast pig, was all the time the group would get together and summon Mothra.
shanky:
"Hurricane Coca Cola swept through the Phillipines this morning."
Amon:
Damn Assyrains and their stupid big-ass belt buckles.
screaming_fist:
Yeah, but are they strap-on?
shanky:
"Strap-on City!"
Bros:
NRA Fairytales. "See, Billy, I told you. Plant the shells, and next summer, shotguns grow out."
Bros:
"Now we'll see who wins the sand castle contest this year."
Bros:
"Kemosabe, it say... 'Captain drunk again stop. Heading towards rocks stop. Nice weather we're having stop."
MrAtomik:
Yes, thanks to our friend fire, these cattle can now graze where an old growth forest was once keeping us from our MEAT!