NurseNoir:
Erector? Why I hardly kn- *KABOOOOM!!!*
Agent_Moldy:
Clem waited and waited for the pole dance to begin. But sadly, "That dadburned pole never did dance fer me. Never even moved a lick!"
Racerex:
The budget for 1950's "The Lurching Horror" was so small, they couldn't afford to put the monster in costume...
UnReality:
"Billy, where did you learn a filthy word like PUMAT?"
UnReality:
Billy wished his dad would let *him* play with his Boba Fett action figure for a change.
UnReality:
"More tongue, Billy. More tongue."
evetsggod:
Hey Joel, stop building those silly "robots" and help me clean up the garage, okay?
UnReality:
"I love you, lamp." "I love you, too, Frank."
NurseNoir:
"Yeah, I was a guardian angel for a while, but it didn't work out..."
evetsggod:
You remember Coily? well...
tinaw:
Ahh yes. This is damage-control from that time the squirrel bit into the wires and caused a blackout on the whole street.
GersonK:
The president of my company arrives at the bank with a bag full of pennies. But I'm not nervous.
GersonK:
"Should I wear the taupe or the nude for today's robbery?"
screaming_fist:
"Your steak will be ready once the cattle car comes in, sir."
MilkboxLarry:
"No, I said nice rack *of lamb.* Geez..."
screaming_fist:
"Zoltar, something tells me we aren't on Planet X anymore."
screaming_fist:
"Marty, we must get back to the future!"
Angel_Noir:
"Lesbians, you say." "Golly!"