144b:
`Call now & get, The Mystery Box! What's in it? Wouldn't you like to know?
NurseNoir:
Scared yet, guys?
GersonK:
"I'm crazy coil-face man. Gimme some candy!"
GersonK:
s-e-n-d m-o-r-e p-o-r-n
tinaw:
Speed up! You've got 4 seconds! Unless you're in NJ, then it's 8.
NurseNoir:
"Get going! Sheesh, it's been grey for a minute already!"
144b:
And the boys at the site named her Bo. Bo Derek! Get it?! Aw, you're no fun.
144b:
And Richie Rich goes deer hunting.
GersonK:
Don't be so impressed, she's reading Us.
NurseNoir:
*Pfthpfthpfthpfthpfth!* *HACKA-HACK!* "Mmmmmmooooo... good dope!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Archer? I just m -- whoa, I can *totally* see up Jan's shorts!"
144b:
Oddly enough, the city paid these guys to control the pigeons.
Agent_Moldy:
I knew it would happen. Steve Irwin has finally lost it completely.
144b:
..- --...- .-..==-...--.! [translation: Hi Moldy.)
Agent_Moldy:
"Ga-zee-bo!" "Gays-bo!" "GA-ZEE-BO!" "GAYS-BO!" The real truth behind the Chandra Levy murder.
144b:
There are apartments that have less room than the cars from the 30's.
wd40:
Little did the world realize that Ronald Reagan was killed during Death Valley Days and replaced with a more liberal twin.
144b:
Check it out. They have a Flying Dutchman carnival ride at the factory.