Angel_Noir:
Ignore them. It's just a phase they're going through.
screaming_fist:
"And so's I tell him, that's not my Cisco router, that's my wife!" "BWA-HA-HA-HA!"
screaming_fist:
"P.S. Life in prison isn't so bad if you know how to cuddle afterwards."
Angel_Noir:
"'Tis a correspondence from the colonies! I may already be a winner!"
Amon:
No, the US Highway system won't alter the natural landscape too much...
Angel_Noir:
"...theres a traffic jam on the 405 as Kobe is running from the cops, on the 10 Arnold Schwartzennaeger has traffic backed up after announcing that he's running for overpass captain..."
Amon:
Just to make the New York Marathon a little more interesting, hurdles are being placed every five miles.
Angel_Noir:
The one and only time the phrase "nothing to see here" was accurate.
Amon:
Tired of getting his feet all yucky, Pierre invents a special grape crusher tool. A side-benefit: The wine no longer has that funky foot aroma.
screaming_fist:
Not another ash hole.
screaming_fist:
Herve Villechaize cam
Angel_Noir:
Meanwhile, Ness and his Untouchables race towards a country without a caste system.
FryGirl:
Meanwhile, in a funeral procession not far away...
FryGirl:
Stop the car, I need taters!!!
Angel_Noir:
But, I'm Anti-duce. Think about it...
FryGirl:
Mmmm... classy.
screaming_fist:
The condoms are compliments of the hotel.
shanky:
"Everything I need to write the next great American novel."