screaming_fist:
Giglio was so bad that the projector objected.
screaming_fist:
"Gigli" *opens envelope* "And the question is: What do you call screaming_fist after 6 wine coolers?"
screaming_fist:
There's always a few who can't follow the funeral procession
screaming_fist:
vs. Us Putters
MrAtomik:
Or "A Wife's Worst Discovery"!
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Death Race 2000 claims yet another hapless cameraman for 100 points!
cambria36:
Wanna follow?
cambria36:
Unusual to find a blind guy with a seeing-eye gator.
screaming_fist:
Tom Petty sings "The Wading Is The Hardest Part"
screaming_fist:
If it's news of good cheer, it becomes the cheerleader news.
jildo:
Oh, Harold! I love you! You're so delightfully boring!
jildo:
A handbook every prostitute should read.
da_upstart:
Call 1-800-BE-A-PIMP
GersonK:
"...and the Oscar for best award show audience goes to..."
GersonK:
Well, I'd rather be piston than... (wait a second, strike that, other way around)
Moatas:
I'd tell that bunch of horny teenagers not to go into the old Jason place, but they wouldn't listen
Moatas:
The KKK was in trouble when new technology forced them to find a bleach subitute
Generik:
Mmmmboy! I loves mom's crumb cake-lazagna!