E_the_E:
Alright, who let the cats out of the bag? Seriously. This short's starting to bore me, so I want to put them back in the bag.
Enapov:
Shut up bitch! Eat me ass!
Enapov:
The Simms 1956
Moatas:
Sally realize that maybe she WAS too old fashion when in the Archie comicbook she was reading, Betty was mounting Jughead
Moatas:
"Hey baby, I've a strap-on with your name on it."
Moatas:
"But I do get horny, like all the other girls. But when I do, I use my brother for fast, fast relief."
Moatas:
I'm not trying to brag here, but my nick name in gym is 'Tri-Pod'
Moatas:
Mary is excused from Sex-Ed because no one thinks she would ever use the knowledge.
Moatas:
Urinating in his sleep
jildo:
Mmmmm!!! Mom made malted sperm shakes!
YibbleGuy:
Everyone was afraid to ask Ted why his lab work involved macaroni and jism in a beaker.
YibbleGuy:
E-B Films presents: "The Bad News About M&M's: They Don't Melt In Your Mouth, Or Even In Your Digestive Tract."
YibbleGuy:
On hot days, doughy guys tend to melt.
RodRocket:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
beckett:
"Tonight's feature will be Blacula!"
beckett:
Morticia Adams, substitute teacher.
Torgone:
This room needs a plant.
Generik:
Looks like they've crucified the Wichita lineman!