TyranosaurisRex:
Rosie O'Donnel has breakfast delivered.
DangerKitty:
"1-900 Calls and You. A guide to talking to your sex phone operator."
DangerKitty:
Mary sent her head over to Joe's house to GIVE him head.
DangerKitty:
Wow! They actually have a group to discuss group sex?
FryGirl:
"How's my posture?" "Fine! How's mine?" "Dandy!" "Wanna fuck?" "Sure, why not?"
Moatas:
"Yeah, I know I married my brother, but he's so good in bed."
starkbalmy:
"Betty! Come ON!! How are we supposed to have a threesome if you don't go over there and ASK her?"
starkbalmy:
Catherine the Great and her cousin, Roseanne the Halfway Decent, take their respective boyfriends out for a trot.
starkbalmy:
World War II-era porn left a lot to be desired... like nudity, and sex.
starkbalmy:
"My dad says driving is a sure way to hell. He says if the Lord meant for us to drive, he'd have given us wheels." "Your dad sucks, Timmy. Now do you want to go to the Satanic orgy with me or not?"
Amon:
"The David Bowie Story"
y_u_i_otta:
"This is no good. They forgot to put the thing in with the thing." (stolen from an MST3K bit.)
Zee:
Bob does far too many victory dances during homework
GersonK:
Don't ask me why, but apaprently being bald helps.
MirandaRamsey:
And then, Eddie Haskell went nerd.
tinaw:
And just above that, 'Dissatisfaction with self and regret for not spending time with / starting a family.'
E_the_E:
Eventually, this cat got worms. Because it is long dead and buried.
Enapov:
It's the most horrifying movie ever... Revenge of the *Beanie Babies*... Digitally enhanced!