Daleman:
You don't often see the fine weaving that pirates would do on their long ocean voyages.
YingYang:
Writing dow her number for Pre-Teen Ying...
tinaw:
"Dear Shawn: Do you like me check yes or no."
DiscoBoy:
Another underage groupie writes dirty fan mail to Ying.
144b:
Let's see, I had that hotdog? That was 300 calories. Then the popcorn? That was 10 calories...
da_upstart:
"Dear Kobe... I'm sorry for putting you out there, but a sista gotta get paid..."
YingYang:
"Dear Hugh Downs, Do You Like Me? Yes or No."
da_upstart:
"So... there's no clerk, no workers, no... nobody? We just take the car and drive? " "Y-Yeah. I guess so." "Well, shit then..."
144b:
So, we've got this little B-24. It was only used in the Pacific Theater. Low milage & very little flack damage.
DiscoBoy:
.oO(Such smooth, rich aerodynamics...) <*creams his shorts*>
144b:
Man, I hate flying coach!
YingYang:
Is it like picking a lobster at the sea food restaurant or picking a concubine in a Tokyo brothel?
144b:
You gals play your cards right & one or you ewe is going to be my wife.
DiscoBoy:
Coleman Francis goes shopping for a "Red Zone Cuba" plane.
da_upstart:
Chitty Chitty Cessna
Amon:
"All fueled up?" "Yep." Passed all safety checks?" "Yep." "Okay then. I'm off!" "Have a nice flight, Mr. Denver."
DiscoBoy:
"Now grasp the shaft gently yet firmly, and give a nice, steady pull... That's it..."
YingYang:
Damn, when they said they're pads came with wings, they weren't foolin'!