Mr_Bad_Movie:
Rules of the park say that if you do it... you gotta BURY it!
CrazyBob:
Gosh, Nancy, I really like you... It's too bad we live in California and our mutual hideousness makes it illegal to breed...
RodRocket:
.o0O(This would be one fuck of a lot easier if I had a goddamn horse!)
RodRocket:
"Jed! Git mah rifle down! Ah'm a gonna kill that uppity old whore Mrs. Dreysdale once 'n fer all!"
FryGirl:
"But I don't worry... you know what they say, skills are everything, size doesn't matter!"
cambria36:
He's making his approach shot to 17 now, Jim. "Why the fuck are we whispering?"
DoctorWHO:
"Hey Bob... How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Well we're trying now with 4... Come on guys, let's get this sucker in.
DoctorWHO:
"Ooh man... I feel so translucent." That's because we're dead, stupid!
cambria36:
White bib overalls? Orange bib overalls? Is the entire construction company gay, or just these two jokers?
DoctorWHO:
I dunno honey... I swear that's Father Mike mooning us from up there. "Eat my holy shorts, you peckerwoods... Yeahahahaha!"
Zee:
These ladies have learned that Yogi is more hung than the average bear
gleeb:
On the set of the Waltons, they also had the more exclusive Ralph Waiteing room.
gleeb:
The Lighthouse-Keeper Early Impotence Warning System was questioned, not as to its accuracy, but its usefullness.
gleeb:
Without the infulence of Muttley, Dick Dastardly is actually a quiet, gentle individual...
gleeb:
I like to dunk m meatballs in my Rob Roy...
Moatas:
"Look, Bob. I can't sleep with you until I see your ass in a tight pair of jeans."
Moatas:
"Man, these blood stains are hard to get out! If I hadn't murdered Ellen, this would have killed her."
Moatas:
"She says she wants 'a good stiff one.' Well, this should be stiff enough for her. Mom, I've got something for you!"