TyranosaurisRex:
There you go Mr. Shatner, a window seat near the wing, just as you requested.
da_upstart:
"There was a man on the wing!! I'm tellin ya! We're 5000ft up and there was a man on the wing! I saw him!" "Oh, him? That was Eddie the mechanic. He does that shit all the time."
YingYang:
"John-John, why don't you let me fly for a bit?" "Sure honey..."
DiscoBoy:
So, how'd they get Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, The Big Bopper, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Patsy Cline, Otis Redding, Payne Stewart and JFK Jr. all in that tiny little plane?
YingYang:
"Do they have an Old Navy in Rohan?" "Nope, just a Gap."
DiscoBoy:
"I'm not talking to you."
DiscoBoy:
What is this, Musical Airplanes?
Amon:
They played the game well. They were the best of the best. Now, the game of "Muscial Planes" comes down to Phil and Bob.
da_upstart:
Last two left in musical planes.
YingYang:
Hey, it beats shoving a bag of tick up your ass and smuggling it into the country... Or does it...
TyranosaurisRex:
Man that Mozart was talented. The guy literally shit music.
DiscoBoy:
Their courtship was awkward, but promising.
da_upstart:
"Please, Mr. Robber. I have no money. I'm a junkie. See the tracks?"
Amon:
"Hey Phil! Thank you *EVER* so much for the heroin!" "Not a problem, Bob. Just glad I could be there for ya."
tinaw:
"I can't feel my pulse, Bill!" "That's 'cuz you're animated dumbass!"
YingYang:
"Can I smoke you?"
da_upstart:
"Tampon Boy! Enima Lad! The city needs you!" "Oh goodie!!"
Amon:
"YOU! Have you become a law yet?" "No. But how I hope and pray that I will, but today I am still just a bill."