"Inventing Situations Page 42 (2003)"






psychomorph:
Really. It's amazing what a Home Economist can do with road kill..."


gleeb:
Mmmm, glands! Heavy on the pineal juice, Mom!


amycamus:
Suddenly, as Jim stared at the configuration in his bowl of the Lil' Smokies sausage nestled against the two black olives, he had a distressing 'naked lunch' moment.


amycamus:
What transpired in the woods between these members of the 1968 Olympic gymnastics team? No one knows. No one WANTS to know.


amycamus:
The first shot of the "divining rod" in this rare John Waters film gave little indication of the horrors that would follow.


rickubis:
Look what you've done to our cat! I told you to watch out with that lawnmower!


rickubis:
"'Make hay when the sun shines?' What the hell does *that * mean? And why do I have to 'beware the moors'?"


psychomorph:
Let's just say that there are no "accidents" when the Demons of Harvest's Past rise from their unearthly graves...


rickubis:
Eeeyep! Me and mah wife, here, are on our honeymoon.


rickubis:
You'd think that a man could have some privacy out in the middle of nowhere.


psychomorph:
When horses attack...


amycamus:
"Say, Clark, maybe we should shoot that scene over just to hear Marilyn Monroe scream like that again."


amycamus:
"Maybe we should move to Kobe, Japan. I hear THOSE cows get daily massages and free beer."


rickubis:
I'm sure glad that they're feeding us this grass. I'd hate to catch Bovine Spongiform Encephelopathy.


amycamus:
Now THAT'S a good horse-wranglin' vehicle.


psychomorph:
(He's got purty lips.)


rickubis:
Lee Marvin as cow-sapper Rowdy Smith.


psychomorph:
"How to deceive a nation into making WAR!"



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