psychomorph: Really. It's amazing what a Home Economist can do with road kill..." |
gleeb: Mmmm, glands! Heavy on the pineal juice, Mom! |
amycamus: Suddenly, as Jim stared at the configuration in his bowl of the Lil' Smokies sausage nestled against the two black olives, he had a distressing 'naked lunch' moment. |
amycamus: What transpired in the woods between these members of the 1968 Olympic gymnastics team? No one knows. No one WANTS to know. |
amycamus: The first shot of the "divining rod" in this rare John Waters film gave little indication of the horrors that would follow. |
rickubis: Look what you've done to our cat! I told you to watch out with that lawnmower! |
rickubis: "'Make hay when the sun shines?' What the hell does *that * mean? And why do I have to 'beware the moors'?" |
psychomorph: Let's just say that there are no "accidents" when the Demons of Harvest's Past rise from their unearthly graves... |
rickubis: Eeeyep! Me and mah wife, here, are on our honeymoon. |
rickubis: You'd think that a man could have some privacy out in the middle of nowhere. |
psychomorph: When horses attack... |
amycamus: "Say, Clark, maybe we should shoot that scene over just to hear Marilyn Monroe scream like that again." |
amycamus: "Maybe we should move to Kobe, Japan. I hear THOSE cows get daily massages and free beer." |
rickubis: I'm sure glad that they're feeding us this grass. I'd hate to catch Bovine Spongiform Encephelopathy. |
amycamus: Now THAT'S a good horse-wranglin' vehicle. |
psychomorph: (He's got purty lips.) |
rickubis: Lee Marvin as cow-sapper Rowdy Smith. |
psychomorph: "How to deceive a nation into making WAR!" |
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