amycamus:
Gutting taxes so that you'll be dependent on our mediocre corporate friends for essential services.
Agent_Moldy:
Most boys hide in their rooms with porn. But Jed? Oh-ho-ho! Nothing does it for Jed quite like "Field & Stream" down by the dead 'possum carcass.
Agent_Moldy:
Sensing danger, the robotic percolator sends out the Valdez signal.
Agent_Moldy:
The hat is the only hard thing he has, much to his wife's dismay.
Agent_Moldy:
This caption courtesy of the Iraqi Information Officer.
UnReality:
"A man is just calling a sex phone line. We repeat, this is not an attack. This just a man masturbating."
Agent_Moldy:
Auditioning to be one of the "family that came with the frame" people.
Quatermains_mistress:
"Neek Reevers!! I luff heem!!"
UnReality:
"Aren't bumper cars supposed to have, well, y'know, bumpers?" "Shut up and drive, Ted."
Mr_Grant:
*Go ahead Jones! Blow it back to God!*
TrezKu:
"I'm sure you're people are wondering such things as is if the national debt is being solved or if I'm wearing pants under this desk."
Mr_Grant:
"Hi, I'm George Benson. You're probably wondering why I haven't released a good song since "On Broadway". Well the truth is: I lost my blackness. Yup. Woke up one morning-- sucker was gone."
TrezKu:
We found this at the scene of the crime with a note attached saying, "Not by the hair of our chinny chinny chin."
TrezKu:
"What the... there's a guy with a camera over there taking pictures of me!"
TrezKu:
"Now Frank, in your resume you listed 'licking mittens' as one of your skills..."
NurseNoir:
"Twenty sheckels, same as in town. *BREEEEE-AWWWWW!!!*"
NurseNoir:
"What ABOUT my toes??? Would you stop already?? Why do guys always wanna see my damn TOES????"
Zoogicub:
"Tom, this is by and far the DUMBEST idea you've had yet. Selling ice cream in the Mojave Desert!" "Shut up and pass me the tire iron!"