The_Moatas:
"I see you have a mirror mounted over your bed, Todd. Are you really going to try and watch yourself wake up?"
The_Moatas:
"I've found that if I give one of these babies to my date of the night, I can pretty much have my way with her, as long as I leave town and change my name."
The_Moatas:
"Damn it, that's what you get for trying to blow me without asking!"
WaffleKing:
We got a lawnmower pileup on the North 40, someone is changing thier grass bag in the center lane, got traffic backed way up
Snuffleupagus:
Dissatisfied withe her husband, Bobby Jo solicates male prostitutes...
144b:
Mom? I always thought that she got that chair at a yard sale?
144b:
And her turn-ons are puppies, kittens, & large sums of money.
144b:
Yes, I like porn just like the rest of you guys. But, when you have naked women, it's just plain wrong. That's why I love gay porn. All men all the time.
Amon:
Over the centuries, the towel that Michaelangelo's David was carrying disintegrated.
UnReality:
"I'm a ditch-digger, Betty. I dig ditches. That's what I do."
gleeb:
Those nuts!
GersonK:
Next on CCCTV, What Fits into South America?
amycamus:
"You are under arrest for drug smuggling." "I'll give you half the profits." "Everyone clear the area - this plane is on an emergency medical mission!"
amycamus:
The 101st Brazilian Highway Surveyors Battalion surveying the HELL out of the Manaus-Sao Paolo interprovince freeway."
amycamus:
"Well DAMN! I musta had this Hershey's Kiss in my pocket when I put my pants in the washer - and it survived!"
amycamus:
"This village isn't polluted enough. I'll pour some pesticide in the milk while you scatter some depleted uranium around, ok?"
amycamus:
Her students are known around campus, derisively, as "The Monschies."
psychomorph:
"Mommy, can I roll a joint?" "It needs to dry out first, sweetie."