"Inventing Situations Page 37 (2003)"






Mr_Grant:
Summer Of My German Exchange Student.


Amon:
"Treblinka doesn't sound that bad... I am going to miss my home, though."


UnReality:
"So this is the Old World, huh? Well, I guess that explains all the dust."


Mr_Grant:
OK, here come the tanks. ~Are they American or British? ~Can't tell. ~Good thing I brought an assortment of flags. ~Wow, German and Italian, too.


amycamus:
Meanwhile, at the Thurston family home in Chippewa Falls, various Jehovah's Witnesses, Mary Kay reps, Fuller brush salesmen, cub scouts, etc., line up to wait their turn.


GersonK:
Mrs. Feltenstein's 3rd grade class's production of North by Northwest


144b:
Jimmy's drawing of his home & family shows that Jimmy needs therapy.


TyranosaurisRex:
"Woof, woof." "Hey, Fred's out of water, and it looks like his food dish is empty, too."


beckett:
Spilled Miricle Grow and Viagra in lap.


Amon:
"We're here! We're queer! When we drive we steer! Our ears can hear! We don't drink beer! We call each other dear! Uh... and other things that rhyme with here!"


Amon:
"TRIFFIDS!!! Everybody run!"


Generik:
The Dancing Vaginas troupe show off their colorful, genitalia-imitating costumes, and demonstrate why they are never invited back to any county fair or street festival.


Generik:
Gender Illusionist Joey "Tiffany" Mangione does an interpretive dance version of "The Umbrellas of Cherbourg."


Generik:
I can say without reservation that tits the breast screengrab I've seen all day.


Generik:
World's Largest Cowpie; Ft. Worth, Texas.


Generik:
As usual, the Republican party has its collective head up someone's ass...


Generik:
...or "How I Sold the American Public on an Illegal War Just by Repeating Lies About Weapons of Mass Destruction and Spurious Ties to al Qaida."


Generik:
The first sperm said, "I hope we get to the uterus soon." "Uterus?" said the second sperm. "You idiot! We just passed the esophagus!"



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