E_the_E:
"Space Chief is great!"
E_the_E:
"Hurray for Prince of Space!"
da_upstart:
Cotton swab for King Kong's rectal culture??
cambria36:
Not many machinists wear pumps.
da_upstart:
Even after being shot square in the chest, Carlos still continued to work diligently and gave 2 weeks notice before dying.
Mr_Grant:
"Well trap me under pressure in clay strata and call me a fossil."
Mr_Grant:
~'Night Jerry. ~'Night, Bob. ~Good night, Carol. ~Goodn night Bob. ~Hartley. ~Mr Carlin, why are you lurking in the elevator?
amycamus:
You haven't been flossing now, HAVE you Mr. Singer?
amycamus:
Oh, man, you wouldn't believe how often you see this kind of stuff in hospital emergency rooms.
Loodvig:
This experiment proved that natural light is a distraction in the school room. Thus was borm fluorescent lights...
amycamus:
In the abridged version of "Oliver Twist", Oliver is savagely attacked by the other orphans after asking for more. The end.
Amon:
"A nucular bomb is going off! Let's go watch!" "Students! Students! Get under your desk! Duck and cover, remember? Oh, and Kevin, if we survive, you have to stay after class. It's *nuclear*!"
amycamus:
Lying in wait for Nancy Kerrigan.
Loodvig:
Everyone was jealous of Sam Walton's 1958 Readers Digest Calendar of Chuck Connors...
Amon:
"I hope Der Fuhrer vill like zese flowers..."
amycamus:
Our exclusive world's finest chocolate truffles are made using only cocoa pods harvested by 16 year old Austrian virgins.
Mr_Grant:
Young Ernest Angley attempts to heal his dog of fleas.
Amon:
How to lose an arm. Step one: Find a stray dog wandering the street.