Generik:
Convinced at the age of 22 that he was, in fact, a penguin, Charles spent the rest of his natural life on display at the San Diego Zoo.
Kota:
He walked in front of the car, stopped, and stood there waiting for it to hit him and end all his suffering. It was parked, though; and maybe he brings that suffering upon himself.
Mercutio_Jones:
Don't act coy, Billy. We all saw the boner you have for Grandma
Mercutio_Jones:
The store was all out of funeral wreaths, so I bought a carton of eggs to lay on Tom's grave... hey, I was in a hurry, shut the fuck up! It was either this or a pound of bacon!
Mercutio_Jones:
Oh, and hey guys? Sorry about that weapons of mass destruction horseshit we pulled on you. But thanks for dying for oil, what the heck.
Mercutio_Jones:
Bill always loved the point in the workday when the paint fumes made the world a brighter place.
MrAtomik:
...and the really scary thing is that the townsfolk all call her "Medium Sized Bertha"
Moatas:
"Hmmm... the M.J. is coming in good this year, I just hope no one finds the tobacco plants."
Mercutio_Jones:
oO damn, one of these has got to be chocolate milk! Oo
Mercutio_Jones:
"Whatcha eating?" "Grass, how about you?" "Grass. Wow, me too!" .... "Hey, whatcha eating? Grass, how bout you?" *the quality of cow conversations at its high point*
MSTzilla:
NAMBLA home movies... never in focus and always shaky. It's tough to film using only one hand.
MSTzilla:
Down on the farm, Susan loves to show off her severed chicken head collection.
Mercutio_Jones:
Geez, Betty, I always thought "fuck a duck" was just an expression.
Mr_Grant:
o/ Reclaimed Biosolids Acres is the place to be o/
gleeb:
And we've perfected the pancake!
da_upstart:
"It's three humungous sperm penetrating the outer defenses of the egg. It's obvious, Dr. Rorschach."
beckett:
"Buy our stuff and nobody gets hurt."
beckett:
"Honey, I shrunk our accountant."